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Fire again find the magic at RFK.
The Chicago Fire apparently have the formula to win at RFK Stadium.
They bent a little, never leaked and took advantage of their opportunities to hold back D.C. United in a 2-0 victory on a slick turf at the venerable old grounds.
The Fire continued their stifling defensive play and jumped one point ahead of Columbus into first place in the Eastern Conference after seven games. Their 5-1-1 record surpasses the team's best seven-game start in team history (5-2, 1999). [more]
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| TEAM |
PTS |
W |
L |
D |
| Columbus |
18 |
06 |
01 |
00 |
| CHICAGO |
16 |
05 |
01 |
01 |
| New England |
13 |
04 |
03 |
01 |
| New York |
11 |
03 |
01 |
02 |
| Toronto FC |
10 |
03 |
02 |
01 |
| Kansas City |
10 |
03 |
03 |
01 |
| Colorado |
09 |
03 |
04 |
00 |
| FCDallas |
09 |
02 |
02 |
03 |
| Los Angeles |
08 |
02 |
03 |
02 |
| Real |
08 |
02 |
03 |
02 |
| Houston |
07 |
01 |
02 |
04 |
| DC United |
06 |
02 |
05 |
00 |
| Chivas USA |
05 |
01 |
04 |
02 |
| San Jose |
04 |
01 |
04 |
01 |
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Updated:
05/14/2008 20:01
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Chicago's
Finest - You'll never hear me complain about
beating a hippie over the head.
Chicago Fire Department - You gave our
club the name, you keep us safe, God bless.
Peter Wilt - Legend.
Arthur Guinness and his sons - Brilliant!
Mike Ditka Street Crew - We feel you.
Whiskey Brothers Aught 5 - Some of the
coolest fuckers you'll ever meet.
Gamers - Seriously.
Hackers - Yeah, seriously.
Code Monkeys - No, really, I'm serious.
Nerds of the World - I'm not fucking
kidding.
GNU/OSS - Information wants to be free.
Gingers - America's #1 Soccer Bar.
Cullen's - Chuck's tab paid Mike's mortgage.
The Globe - The Official bar of the Chicago
Fire and Ladder Ninety-Seven
Seeders - The other side of Leeching
Voters - The only people who have a right
to complain.
Precinct Captains - Ringing bells and
taking names.
The Center for Public Integrity - The
news you need to know.
P2P/Bit Torrent Clients - What? You think
I can afford Photoshop? |
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Osama
bin fucking Laden - I want your head paraded
to every house in America. Twice.
George fucking Boosh - You're a miserable
fucking cunt.
NASCAR - Ever tried making a right?
FMF - Fuck Mexican Futbol
Urban Crew - Where to begin.
Hippies - Stop complaining and vote dumbass.
Commies - You know what, just make it
the entire Left.
Christian Fundies - You know what, just
make it the entire right.
Conservative Republicans and Liberal Democrats
- Use both sides of your brain.
Michael Moore - It doesn't matter what
you say, only how you say it. Nazi Germany would have
loved to have hired you.
Ralph Nader - Without you, we wouldn't
have had 8 years of George Bush.
RIAA - You don't even want to know how
much I've stolen.
MPAA - Same thing.
Windows - In a world without fences who
needs Gates?
Foreigners - Go back to Indiana/California/Wisconsin/New
York/St Louis you stupid cornhusker/vegan/cheese-packer/scumbag/bird
watchers.
Dallas - Fuck the Inferno
Columbus - Your fans suck.
Red Bulls - We're the Second City? Second
to none.
LA - Yeah, your squad is a riot.
Chivas - Go the fuck back to Mexico.
KC - Go the fuck somewhere else.
N England - Twellman, need I say more?
United - Someday you'll learn to stop
playing Adu against us.
Real - I actually want to buy you Mormons
a beer.
San Jose - Or wherever you are next season.
Colorado - Ditto. |
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